Hot Take: âJohn Wick 2â Was Better
Tried to shoehorn too much. No love loss for Keanu; it is what it is. What his motivations actually are… well… Either the …
âGhostbusters (1984)â
Thirty-five years, and I just noticed the brand of marshmallows in Dana’s groceries at the start of the movie.
A âNew Super Mario Brothersâ Movie Script
As a joke, I started working on a script. I have character treatments written up. I don’t know who I currently like more; …
Endgame
It is upon us. 12 years, 99 movies, hours of after-credits: it’s here. April 25, 2019.
Hellboy (2019)
Yes. And if you’ll excuse a pun: Hell yes. David Harbour sheds his conflicted-sheriff pigeon-hole that should won all the awards, and transforms …
Rotten Tomatoes (Dot Com)
An observation: I only need 498,000 more views this month to get onto rottentomatoes.com. I’m going to need to start an ad campaign. …
Review: ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’
‘Independence Day: Resurgence’: AFRICAN WARLORDS ARE AWESOME. SO IS BRENT SPINER [yasr_overall_rating] ⢠3.2837491876^14 STARS A cardinal rule regarding film: sequels have to …
Review: ‘Finding Dory’
‘FINDING DORY’: MAKING GROWN MEN CRY ABOUT ANTHROPOMORPHIZED SEA ANIMALS SINCE 2003 [yasr_overall_rating] ⢠4.5 STARS If you know anything about how I …
Trailer: ‘The Girl With All The Gifts’
‘The Girl With All The Gifts’: HER NAME IS MELANIE AND YOU WILL BE ENTHRALLED I may have let out an audible squeal …
Review: ‘Central Intelligence’
‘Central Intelligence’: IF WE LIVE, IT’LL BE A BOSS STORY [yasr_overall_rating] ⢠4 Stars I wanted to see a little Hart and a …
The Movie Phone Super Call
Anna reminded me of a video that made the rounds last year, but is still one of the best. From the Burger Fiction …
‘Turbo Kid’ Review: Part 1 – “Uh, WUT?”
THIS WON AT CANNES IN 2015, PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. So, in the last three days, I’ve read mention of ‘Turbo Kid‘ three different times. …
‘Warcraft’: Critics Are Smashing It; I’ll Reserve Judgement
‘WORLD OF WARCRAFT’ MOVIE GETS BAD REVIEWS; WATER WET, SKY BLUE OK. I dabbled in this game during one of the free expansion/play …
How Much Everyone Working on a $200 Million Movie Earns
$200 MILLION BUYS YOU A LOT OF EXTRAS FOR $150/DAY This is the type of content I love. This is what this …
Review: ‘Keanu’
‘KEANU’: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE YOU DIDN’T WATCH IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER 2016 [yasr_overall_rating] ⢠4.5 Stars ‘Keanu‘ is the perfect summer movie: An …