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Movies Review: ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’

Review: ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’

‘Independence Day: Resurgence’: AFRICAN WARLORDS ARE AWESOME. SO IS BRENT SPINER [yasr_overall_rating] • 3.2837491876^14 STARS A cardinal rule regarding film: sequels have to …

Movies Review: ‘Finding Dory’

Review: ‘Finding Dory’

‘FINDING DORY’: MAKING GROWN MEN CRY ABOUT ANTHROPOMORPHIZED SEA ANIMALS SINCE 2003 [yasr_overall_rating] • 4.5 STARS If you know anything about how I …

Movies Review: ‘Central Intelligence’

Review: ‘Central Intelligence’

‘Central Intelligence’: IF WE LIVE, IT’LL BE A BOSS STORY [yasr_overall_rating] • 4 Stars I wanted to see a little Hart and a …

Movies ‘Turbo Kid’ Review: Part 1 – “Uh, WUT?”

‘Turbo Kid’ Review: Part 1 – “Uh, WUT?”

THIS WON AT CANNES IN 2015, PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. So, in the last three days, I’ve read mention of ‘Turbo Kid‘ three different times. …

Movies Review: ‘Keanu’

Review: ‘Keanu’

‘KEANU’: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE YOU DIDN’T WATCH IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER 2016 [yasr_overall_rating] • 4.5 Stars ‘Keanu‘ is the perfect summer movie: An …

Comics ‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ – A Better Movie than ‘BvS’

‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ – A Better Movie than ‘BvS’

‘INJUSTICE’S CUT-SCENES ARE THE BEST DC COMICS MOVIE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN [yasr_overall_rating] • 4/5 Stars If you were one of the people disappointed …

Movies Talking Points for The Radio Show – 6/1/2016

Talking Points for The Radio Show – 6/1/2016

Talking Points. Lots of Them. At 5:25 this afternoon, I’ll be on ‘The Drive with Bob and Jeff,’ talkin’ movies, sports, and who …

Movies The Live-Tweeting, Spoilerish, NSFLish Review of ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

The Live-Tweeting, Spoilerish, NSFLish Review of ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ is ‘Meh,’ but Some Parts Greater Than the Whole. [yasr_overall_rating] • 3/5 Stars Working at the premiere Drive In in the …

Movies Finally! The Second ‘Star Trek: Beyond’ Trailer is Here!

Finally! The Second ‘Star Trek: Beyond’ Trailer is Here!

And it’s fantastic. …Less ‘Beastie Boys’ and more intrigue. A better look at Idris Elba, and the so-far unknown antagonizing force ripping apart …

Movies Review: ‘Daddy’s Girl’ (2016)

Review: ‘Daddy’s Girl’ (2016)

Length: 12 minutes, 3 seconds. Horror at it’s short-film finest. The environment build-up, the phone call; the worst-case-scenario dread. The real star here …

Movies Review: ‘Mean Teddies’ (2016)

Review: ‘Mean Teddies’ (2016)

At 2 minutes, 22 seconds, there’s no reason not to watch this. Every good childhood is replete with a safe twin bed, a …

Assorted Writings The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good! So, looks like I figured out how to import all my reviews over from Das Revue, so that’s good. The Bad! …

Movies ‘Pleasantville’ – A Retrospective

‘Pleasantville’ – A Retrospective

A rainy Sunday provided an opportunity to kick back on the couch and enjoy the simpler things of life: my family, nestled neatly …

Movies Live-tweet of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Live-tweet of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Warning: while I did try to avoid specifics with regards to spoilers, I might have let something slip in the fervor. I did …

Reviews ‘God’s End’ – SuperMan’s Endgame

‘God’s End’ – SuperMan’s Endgame

What happens when SuperMan finally grows tired of us humans as entities? The only thing to be expected. Beautifully done, and goose bump-inducing …