My Dog Voted Dukakis

1) Most dogs love people more than themselves.

2) Dogs show empathy to those who generally don’t deserve it. Dogs love the unloveable.

3) You don’t deserve dogs.

4) Dogs don’t grab others by the pussy, unless they’re mothering kittens.

5) Literally bitches.

Ergo, the average dog is better than the average Republican. Whether it is actually a Democrat is up in the air; most dogs are more aggressive in defending itself than the average elected Democrat, but there are several in full to partial black-face, so…*shrug*?

Editor’s Note: I laughed when I saw this. #ilaughishare. I had to put this up as I missed my Daily yesterday. Ever noticed the name ‘Dukakis’ is like faux German for ‘Your Slacks?’

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Grioghar "Greg" Thomas-Baldwin likes to (formally) Powerlift, read comics, watch movies, jam to Bastard Pop, and hang out with his wife and kids when he's not working at The Starlite Drive-In making customers move their cars and high-fiving the kiddos. Then, he likes to write about all that, tech schtuff, and more, here, and elsewhere, under a few pseudonyms.

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